6 things that go through your head at the gym

Looks like I’m not the only one though – phew. Must set a reminder on my phone when this is finished. Or maybe I’ll just buy those ridiculously expensive yoga socks instead

I hadn’t noticed how smooth my underarms have gotten! Obviously putting a little more thought into what deodorant I’m using is paying off – the ¼ moisturising cream in my Dove Original Antiperspirant Deodorant Roll On clearly does what it says on the tin. I should do this stretch more often. Would it be out of place in the supermarket? 

Oh, hang on, it’s not just me: this pose isn’t flattering on anyone. What an angle. Don’t worry, ladies, we’re in this together. Who knew the gym would provide such a body-confidence revelation? 

Clearly having done this exercise class, I deserve something a bit special. ICE CREAM

It must be finished soon. HALF AN HOUR? How is that possible? I’ve been here forever. Although the last 15 minutes is usually the cool down isn’t it? So really there’s 15 minutes to go. That sounds much better

That was AMAZING. Must remember to paint my toenails this time, though